Humiliation by Ahmadinejad's home video

Have just submitted this to Toby Harnden's post, in which he ( an ex-Navy man) is critical of the way our sailors behaved in front of the cameras.

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How terribly remiss of the Royal Navy, not to have coached our boys and girls on how to perform on that Iranian reality TV show called "Guess Our True Intentions".

Clearly they should have thought to blink out Morse Code messages, saying "No one has threatened to chop our heads off, but we're still bloody scared all the same".

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