Yes, hippo wants you to see what he's been working on, in that squalid back-office of Colin's limbic cortex..
He's come up with his own invention. They're called aggronyms ( acronyms with the power to aggravate). Isn't that just charming ?
(You would have read them here first, but for MSM lack of interest & internet plagiarism, but that, folks, is another story )
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Oh, he's such a STARSKY
Seventies Tearaway, Antiquated Retread, So Kinda Yesterday
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A HUTCH by any other name
He Used To Charm. How ?
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He's such a NODDY
Never Objects. Dutiful, Dependable Yesman
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And he's BIG EARS
Bossy, Irritating, Grumpy. Expects A Reverential Staff
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I'm the office MUPPET
My Underfunded Pension Prevents Early Exit
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MR. SPOCK
Medical referral ? Sees Purely His Own Celestial Kinsfolk !
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He/She's a SIMPSON
Someone Invading My Personal Space - Odour Nauseating
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I'd watch out if I were you. He's a DARTH VADER
Desperately Anxious Recruiter To His Vile Activities. Decline Evil Requests!
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BLUE PETER
Bullies Little Underlings Endlessly, Producing (Eventually) Tweeny End Result
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TELETUBBY
Task Explained, Loyalty Expected. Things Unravel - Boss Blames You
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POPEYE
Pushy, Over- Promoted. Engineering Your Exit
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ROBIN
Rides On Boss - Influence Negligible
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BATMAN
(Ed, I'm stumped on that one. Any ideas ?)
FLINTSTONE alert
Fat, lewd, immoral. Neanderthal tendencies. Source testosterone obviously needs excising !
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Feel free, folks, to add some more of your own ! The Comments box awaits you. Just keep them clean, please.
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